WAG Wednesday Two Fer on Thursday: Cristiano’s Exes Edition

A while back, I did a big WAG feature on the Portuguese Liga Offside. Therefore, before I break out the gems that were featured on that previous blogging, such as Maniche’s wife, I figure I can run through two pieces of tail Cristiano has had. …And didn’t pay for. Meet Gemma Atkinson (first two pics) and Mia Judaken (that would make her the second two, stupid). For my money, Gemma’s “eyes” make her the obvious choice here. Judaken looks way too much like every other girl I’ve caught syphillis from down at the New Jersey shore.