WAG (the dog) Wednesday: Rui Costa and Family
Okay, I understand that it’s painfully obvious that she’s had at least two kids, but Rui Costa’s icon status has to have him pulling from a slightly higher pool of suitors, doesn’t it? A little make up or something wouldn’t hurt. Maybe a hour or so on the treadmill and a new outfit would help too…
I mean, when it comes to my wife, I’m not even an international footballer and she knows she is never permitted out of the house without at least some concealer, a fresh outfit, and a thorough flat ironing of her hair. I actually make her flat iron her hair before she comes to bed, her naturally curly hair brings way too much attention to her face and brings out a lot of her flaws. If I had to sleep next to her like that I’d have nightmares. And that is TOTALLY unacceptable.
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Dude, does ur wife read this?
We’re gonna lose u as a blogger again, this time for an entirely different reason.
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Yep, he’s dead.
Now in Costa’s wife’s defense ( you don’t know how hard this is for me to say!) that’s probably not her good side. There I said it without laughing or heaving. But there was some discomfort. haha
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dude but your wife seems cool. didn’t you write a post about how she watched you play FIFA one time?




She has to be more than cool. My wife wants to kill him and she’s not even married to him. I think??
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I miss the golden years. NOw we have to cheer for a bunch of whinny babies.
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Sorry for the lack of responses this morning: work related priorities.
In regards to my wife, she does not read this blog, as I chose her when she was a young virgin and I mandated that she be illiterate as well as toothless. This way, she wouldn’t be able to process any negative printed information and if she got mad at me, biting wouldn’t hurt. Besides, even if she could read, she wouldn’t have any time, she’s too busy with cleaning the floors, doing the laundry, and making me food.
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Is…is…is that Ronaldo’s transvestite?




Zing!
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I must admit Greg you had me going in a totally different tangent with your “toothless” comment. Glad you added some clarity to that. haha
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Yeah, well, I can’t expressly spell out why “toothless” would be most useful. I’ve gotta leave something for your sick minds to figure out.
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