Quinta-Feira Queiroz Time: Charlie Unveils His Training Triumvirate

(Photo Credit: FPF- Francisco Paraíso)

With Carlos doing his best Jorge Hamiltao impression, his back door room staff was revealed yesterday.

Queiroz is 5′7″ (1.70 m) tall (which is almost “giant” status for a Portuguese male), so if you’re really bored and get off on endeavors such as math, you can go ahead and try to figure out if the miniature hitman all the way to the right even breaks the 4′11″ (1.50 m) threshold.

From left to right we have Fernando “Simão wants his hair style back” Brassard, Carlos “The Coppertone Chop” Queiroz, Agostinho “The Toupée’” Oliveira, and José “Too Tall” Guilherme. Brassard was the keeper coach under Scolari and something tells me Charlie Q won’t have him all of the sudden working with the midfield. Oliveira was the stopgap replacement before Scolari took over and brings great hair replacement tips to the table. Guilherme will be counted on for his short stature so Queiroz can effectively draw out tactics in a group and have somewhere to rest his clipboard as he writes for illustration.